Singapore Pools

I wonder why people can actually queue up for such a long time just to buy a piece of ticket. Some tickets will be worthless after a draw on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays evening while some tickets will be full of value after a draw. Know what ticket I'm talking about?

The 4D, Toto, Soccer betting tickets. Recently there is this new "toy" for adults called ScratchIt whereby you scratch the card using a coin or whatever, and if there is 3 matches of the same design, you win the amount stated on the design. My grandma can spend $10 buying 10 tickets each week and sometimes winning only $1 or even none. Because the cards are printed by Singapore Pools, you'll never know if there're $10,000 designs on it.

They should change it to Singapore Fools instead. For fools only.

Visited Mr. Broken Leg

We went to Russell's house today to visit him because his broke his leg while playing soccer on Sunday. We bought for him potatoe chips and Kit-Kat. When I saw him lying on the mattress, I look around. Nothing was keeping him entertained. I wonder how can he go on for the next two weeks being so boring.

He may look happy in this picture but imagine him lying there when we're gone. I can't do that. I will go break all my friend's legs and make them lie beside me.

See how swollen his leg is? I'm glad that it wasn't me. Anyway, I was very popular in my class today because I've put a poster of soon to be released movie, Wet Dreams 2 on my file. Everybody was coming to me and asking to take a look at my file.

When one of my classmate what's the storyline of the movie, my imagination ran wild and I told him my made-up version of the movie. Wet Dreams 2: Girls With Bladder Problems.

The movie is about some girls who had bladder problems staying overnight at their teacher's (a male) house. During the night, the girls dreamt about a very comfortable toilet and they pissed there, wetting the whole bed.

The movie is about how the girls trying to find a bedsheet in the house (they couldn't buy one because it's late in the night) so that they could replace the wet one. Hence the title, Wet Dreams.

Oh yeah, I saw her twice today. The first one was before we went to Russell's house. We went to the toilet to call him and when we went out, she was beside the dustbin. I ran away because I was too scared and Noor was there saying me.

The second time was also outside the toilet. Kelvin, Mani and Darius was with me. We walk past her then Mani's mouth started shitting again (Eileen knows I like her). He keep shouting: "Joseph!! Joseph!! Who you like? Say leh". That stupid charcoal man cannot keep his mouth shut. I replied in a loud voice too: "Your mother".

For those people who wants to kick my ass, let me remind you. Today is only Tuesday.

Pimples Review

Everybody hates pimples. Your classmates, friends, mates and your Uncle. Sorry, adults rarely have breakouts unless they don't take care of their skin. The victims are usually teenagers because they're undergoing puberty, including me.

So how do I take care of my face? I wash my face 3 times a day. In the morning, the afternoon and in the night. But I wonder why I still get pimples once in awhile. So, I decided to change my facial cleanser.

I was previously using this. Not bad but I think not so suitable for teenagers. So, after a pimple appeared on my face yesterday, I decided to switch.

The first time I used it, I found out that the contents is a liquid-gel type of substance. So if you turn in upside down, the gel will all drip out without you squeezing it. But I mastered the skill of controlling the flow in the toilet. See? You can even learn new skills in the toilet.

So what do you do if you've a pimple on your face? My favourite, Oxy 10.

There's another Oxy 5 but that sucks because it's 50% less the power of Oxy 10. Ignore all the rubbish saying that Oxy 10 might be too strong for your condition because the people at Oxy like to lie a lot. Wishing you a pimple-free year ahead!

Jalan Kayu

Friday night, went for dinner at Jalan Kayu. Saw many people who have the same skin colour as Mani. Not being a racist but that sentence was made is to indirectly say that the street is full of Indians.

We went to this restaurant because we didn't really like the popular one because we have to wait so long. This restaurant also not bad cause people actually come to you and take your orders. I ordered Mee Goreng, Milo Dinosaur and Roti Prata.

After 15 mins, the food on the table suddenly disappeared. I'm currently investigating this case of "Missing Food at Jalan Kayu".

People who have information about the missing food can call me. Your identity will be kept a secret. The two prime suspects are the two botaks, Jeremiah and Rajiv.

I decided to stare at Rajiv and all he did was to give a sulking face and looked at the table.

He thinks I will drop him off the list by giving such a face. Sorry Rajiv, you're still a prime suspect.

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