7th Month Jobs

I had a a chat with the King of Hades yesterday, on Windows Live Messenger. He complained to me that the living world has been burning things like cars, handphones and gold watches to them. But they're all incomplete.

You guys burn cars, but you didn't burn petrol. You guys burn handphones, but you didn't burn SIM card. You guys burn gold watches, but you didn't burn batteries.

But his main motive was to hire people to work for him during the 7th month.

Here's your chance to earn some quick bucks!

The jobs available are:

1. Cleaning Squad

This woman worked there last year and she haven't been seen ever since.

This job requires you to clean Hell while the spirits are away. You will have to make sure that the place becomes sparkling clean by the end of the month.

2. Spirits Traffic Control Officer (STCO)

Yes, the STCO last year was an animal. He too, has not been seen until now.

Your responsiblity is to ensure that there won't be jam at the Main Gate of Hell. You will only need to work on the first and last day on the 7th month.

3. Webpage Designer

This woman was murdered, after failing to meet expectations from the King of Hades.

This job is simple, just create a webpage for Hell. They just want to keep up with technology.

If you're interested in any of the above jobs, please e-mail KingOfHell@iLoveYou.com with your resume.

You can kiss my butt if you believe this post.