My Chat With Sadako - Part 1

Sadako is a famous long-haired woman that starred in The Ring. I managed to have a small chat with her when she came out of my TV during Christmas. I was watching Jurassic Park IV when she crawled out. I throwed my packet of popcorn at her and did some wrestling moves on her.

Sadako: Sorry lah boy, not purposely one right! Beat me for fuck sia.
Me: Shut up you smelly woman, dirty my hand. Hair also don't know how to cut.
Sadako: What smelly? I just changed my clothes this morning okay! My hair I rebond cannot?
Me: Why must cover your face? You very ugly right?

Sadako: I UGLY!? YOU DARE SAY I UGLY? YOU WANT TO SEE MY FACE?
Me: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHOUT? SHOW YOUR FACE LAH!

Me: Hehehe, hello.
Pretty Sadako: Now, what?
Me: You no need so fast go back TV right?
Pretty Sadako: Not so fast. Lazy to squeeze myself in. Your TV so fucking small.
Me: Oh, come we go walk walk at the beach. Hehehe.
Pretty Sadako: I just come out from water (she lives in a well), you ask me go see water again.
Me: Alright. Movie? King Kong?
Pretty Sadako: NO! He reminds me of my ex-boyfriend.
Me: I be your new boyfriend lor. Hehehe.
Pretty Sadako: Hmmmm...

To be continued...